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[Lessons From The TV People] Top Ten 2015 TV Predictions

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While the 2014 Year End lists are trickling away, it’s time to look ahead to what might be on TV in 2015. Please note that these predictions are based on science. Here we go…

1. The Walking Dead – Rick and the gang will once again wander around, kill zombies and continue to ruin the state of Georgia for me.

LFTTVP-2015Gotham2. Gotham – District Attorney Harvey Dent will beg for a nickname because he is sick of there being two Harveys in town. “If one more person thinks I’m that cop, Harvey Bullock, I’ll throw acid on my face!” Really, what kind of fictional city has two people with the same first name?

3. Tiny House Nation / Tiny House Hunters / Tiny House Builders – Ultimate Tiny Crossover! It used to be a phone booth!

4. Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. – There will be approximately 2.3 Marvel Cinematic Universe references per minute of airtime each episode. You know that extra in that one scene? She’s very important to the first film of Phase 5. All will be revealed in the feature film, Marvel Easter Eggs.

5. Game Of Thrones – You know that extra in that one scene? Yeah, he’s the only one left alive.LFTTVP-2015ProjectRunway

6. Project Runway – They will run out of fashion icons and online fashion “celebs” to be in the guest judge chair. They will resort to the woman who greets you at the door at Anthropologie.

7. Downton Abbey – One episode will be a full hour of Maggie Smith as the Dowager Countess rolling her eyes and sighing. It will win multiple Emmys.

8. America’s Next Top Model – Upcoming Ty-Overs (Tyra Banks Make Overs) will try to top last year’s Beard Weave. Looks will include Side Burn Weaves, Eyebrow Weaves, Eyelash Extensions, Extensions Made From Eyelashes, Lion’s Mane, Crew Cut That Is Then Covered With A Rainbow Wig, Cottonball Beard, Literally A Rat Tail, the Moe, the Larry, the Curley and the Shemp.

LFTTVP-2015Bourdain9. Anthony Bourdain will have a new show – Working title: Let Me In. Your Home Is the Last Place I Haven’t Been. I’m Not Leaving Until You Open the Door.

And finally…

10. American Horror Story – the cast will turn to the camera at the end of the last episode and yell, “The Aristocrats!”

Happy New Year!

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