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[Kicking Back with Jersey Joe] Caption This 11

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An ape with a cell phone, people laying down at the World Trade Center, and a couple falling out of love… just some of the funny pictures that you wrote the comedy for!  Now, Jersey Joe crowns the winners with the funniest lines in the latest round of Caption This!

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Name: Caption This

What: online Twitter and Facebook game on @JerseyJoe50’s feed



Keep and eye on my Twitter feed for another edition.  Also, join me for MATCH JERSEY JOE GAME – every Wednesday afternoon.  Let’s have some fun on social media!


[Kicking Back with Jersey Joe] Caption This 3

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Jersey Joe has another set of funny photos you wrote the captions for! See who walks away a winner by writing the funniest lines!


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Name: Caption This

What: fun online social media game

When to Play: Every Monday 2pm Eastern

Where: @JerseyJoe50 twitter feed


It’s easy to play.  I post a funny photo, you send in a funny response.  The best lines make it to the next edition of CAPTION THIS.  Join the fun!  Play and along and see some funny photos and lines from your online friends!

[Kicking Back with Jersey Joe] Public Restroom Peeves

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Do you hate using a public restroom?  Jersey Joe checks out your comments and phobias about using public restrooms.


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What: Public restrooms

Resason: public bathroom and toilet facilities outside of the home

Location: stores, work places, bars, restaurants, train stations


I have to ride the New York City subway to and from work everyday.  I always make sure to carry a bottle of hand sanitizer.  You never know what you will be touching on the subway and the same goes when using a public restroom.

[Kicking Back with Jersey Joe] Is This Broadway or a Seat in Coach?

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Love that feeling being crammed in coach on a long flight?  Now, you can have that same feeling on Broadway!


My seat for No Man's Land on Broadway.

My seat for No Man’s Land at the Cort Theatre on Broadway.

Broadway – dozens of shows and thousands of butts pack the seats every night.  But, it seems like the theater owners are taking a page from the airlines and jam packing more and more people in.


A few weeks ago, I went to see No Man’s Land with two friends, starring Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen.  We had $150 tickets, which put us in the front row of the upper balcony of the Cort Theater on West 48th Street.  Thankfully, being in the front row allowed us for a few precious inches of leg room.  I looked back and the people sitting behind me, who basically had their knees in their chests.   While the entire play was good, the first act of the show was a little long and dry.  It was becoming harder and harder to sit as the act drug on, with my legs falling asleep and fighting for possession of the narrow arm rest. Not to mention, the air conditioning was off and it really started to heat up in there.  I actually heard someone snoring behind me and saw several people nodding off all around.


Quite frankly, it was just flat out uncomfortable.


Sitting there that long reminded me of being on a long flight.  The seats are expensive, there’s little room, and you’re crammed in there for hours at a time.


Space in New York is at a premium, but have the Broadway theaters have gone too far?

broadway sign

Take a trip to the restroom, you’ll always find a line.  At the Foxwoods Theatre where I saw Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark (read my original review, here), men actually had to turn to the side to use the urinal.  They may be the smallest bathrooms – I’ve ever seen!


Being local, I usually see at least one show a year.  To me, I love the magic of the live stage performance, but the way they pack you in, I feel like a piece of cattle… just like on an airplane.


I get it.  The shows are expensive to produce, with actors, stage hands, advertising, story rights, and theater rent all adding up to big bucks.  So, the shows and venues are looking to maximize every dollar they can – and one way of doing so is by packing more people into the house.


Same deal with the airlines, the more fuel costs go up, the more seats they are adding to planes.


Sadly, the result for both is an uncomfortable experience for customers.


Another way both Broadway and the airlines are looking to cash in is the sale of alcohol.  Up until a few years ago, only a few Broadway shows sold liquor, now almost all of them have multiple bars and allow patrons to carry a cocktail to their seats.


At No Man’s Land, they had a guy walking up and down through the lower seats selling candy!

flight attendant

Where else have I seen that?  Oh yeah, on an airline!  $6 for a giant box of Milk Duds or a half canister of Pringles!


Around 1850, theaters first began opening in their current Times Square location on Broadway.  As smaller shows began closing downtown, the area was saturated with new auditoriums to satisfy New Yorkers and tourist demand for the shows.  In order to be classified as a full Broadway theater, the venue must seat at least 500.  (the same classification for a production to win a Tony Award.)


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What: Broadway Theaters


Location: Times Square Area, New York City


Number of seats: 500+




So, where is the best seat in the house for a Broadway show?  Take the advice of Ryan Dixon, who taught me years ago to always sit in the front row of the middle or upper mezzanine.  You will get to see the whole stage and you’ll get a little more room!


Coincidentally, I now also find myself sitting there at Yankees games!


Image credits – Willem van Bergen, Peter Bellis, David Lytle