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(This post is dedicated to my father who was a great fan of Balloon Fiesta. Dad journeyed on his “final flight” during Balloon Fiesta 2012.)

When we first moved to ABQ and I heard people talking about Mass Ascensions, Glows, and Dawn Patrol, I thought I’d stumbled upon some arcane ABQ cult. I soon learned that this was balloon- speak referring to the main attractions of the annual Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta. “Divine” doesn’t even begin to describe this exhilarating 9 day celebration of hot air balloons which arrive from around the world.
The 2014 Balloon Fiesta which just ended featured 559 balloons including 100 astounding “Special Shape” balloons. As the name Desert-101514-shapesimplies, these immense balloons are shaped like Snow White,  a butterfly, Darth Vader, Yoda,  Elvis, a costumed chicken, Spiderpig, a fairy tale coach, and lots more objects and characters. See for yourselves. Google “Albuquerque balloon fiesta special shapes” and tap “images” and “videos.”
For 9 glorious days, ISIS, Ebola, midterm elections, and the rest of the gloomy, gritty, nerve – wracking daily news fades away, as we concentrate  on Balloon Fiesta weather reports,  which Balloon Fiesta events to attend, where to take Balloon Fiesta guests, and what time to leave for the Mass Ascensions (mornings on which most of the balloons launch) or Glows ( evenings when the balloons are tethered but inflated and glow as their burners are lit.)

We chose Saturday as our Mass Ascension day, but didn’t  quite leave at  4:30am as planned.
Yes, 4:30 am! And that’s  even late by Balloon Fiesta standards! By the time we got packed up
(iPad, camera, gloves, hat, water, foil wrap to take home a cinnamon bun, sunglasses, sunscreen) and out the door, it was close to 6am. Yikes! Big Mistake!
As we sat in a long line of cars inching our way toward the exit to Balloon Fiesta Park, we could see the Dawn Patrol Balloons (a dozen balloons that launch  early to test the wind direction ) shining in the still dark sky. Suddenly, cars began to pull out of the main line of traffic and move quickly forward in the second lane-
“Hey! They’re trying to break into  the line farther down. Lots of luck! ABQ police control the flow of traffic into the Park and no one butts in!”
But cars kept  leaving our lane.  And then, on nearing the exit, we realized why.  Those cars had the Balloon Fiesta app on their smartphones and had found out that Balloon Fiesta Park had run out of parking spaces and was closed to further traffic. 100,000 people had already arrived by 6:30am!  What! We’d  been waiting in line for 45 minutes and couldn’t get in?!

Luckily, in a rare burst of common sense, someone in local law enforcement decided to allow the backed-up, shut-out-of-the-park Desert-101514-balloonshillcars to drive up onto a sandy hill adjacent to the freeway and view the balloons as they floated north from the nearby Balloon Fiesta Park launching site.
And that’s how we experienced “Spirit of the Winds” (the 2014 Balloon Fiesta title) from a different perspective than in all the  previous years we’d gone. That’s how we came to watch hundreds of brilliantly colored, fancifully named balloons drifting among the clouds in a vast blue sky – “Sun Racer,” “Enchanted Diamonds,” “Dawn’s Delight,” “Dances With Winds,” “Silver Spirit” ( to name a few) slowly floating by…Dad would have loved it!

The vision of hundreds of magnificent balloons sailing silently above the freeway is a dream-like image waiting to be recalled and savored on those wintry days to come when the world seems bent on self-destruction and the desire grows to sail off in a basket dangling below a huge, bright hot air balloon.

So- that was our Balloon Fiesta morning. In the afternoon, we went to Balloon Fiesta Park where the crowds had thinned, the balloons were absent, but the vendors were open. We couldn’t miss going to our favorite silly hats shop to buy a gift for a family Desert-101514-chickenmember who collects (and wears) hats that are snaky, fuzzy, creepy, and toothy.  There it was! This year’s pick -a plush version of a roasted chicken (turkey?) Just the thing to wear for Halloween and Thanksgiving dinner.
“White meat or dark?”
“I was going to wear my Jets cap, but I chickened out.”
“Cluck if you share my passion for poultry.”
“How’s this for fowl weather gear?”
“My other hat’s a scrambled egg.”
Add your own What-you’ve – never- seen- a- guy- in- a- chicken- chapeau- before one liners.

We also bought a jumbo frosted cinnamon bun to go, but prudently passed up the extreme State Fair- style offerings like the deepDesert-101514-foodsign fried bacon green chile cheeseburger, the deep fried Twinkies, the deep fried alligator bits, the fried pickles, and the sausage on a stick.

After a quick stop at the Official Balloon Fiesta Souvenir Tent to buy 2 glittery Balloon Fiesta pins for my collection, we headed home to welcome special Balloon Fiesta guests, prize-winning photographers who had actually flown in a Dawn Patrol Balloon and who were bringing 800+ truly spectacular photos of the week’s Balloon Fiesta events. BTW, the Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta is said to be the most photographed event in the world!

Mark your calendars – October 3-11, 2015 and come to NM real quick for Balloon Fiesta which will be titled “Where Dreams Take Flight.”Desert-101514-sign
Where? Right here in ABQ!
Dreams take flight?  YES! They really do!

[Desert Droppings] Looking for Balloons? Macy’s Floats but ABQ Flies

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It’s Thanksgiving and Day #1 of Hanukkah.  The turkey’s roasting.  The latkes and pumpkin pie have been lovingly prepared according to an old family recipe.  Thank you Auntie Whole Foods.
Like millions of Americans who’ve resisted the challenge of battling for bargains at K-Mart, I’m home watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Shivering announcers (including a skinny, grizzled alien replica of Al Roker) are reacting to each marching band and float with scriptedDroppings-Al-113013 enthusiasm.
“Oh, here comes the iconic Pillsbury doughboy who’s appeared in 600 commercials and goes by the name, Poppin’ Fresh.”
“Look! Coming up, the adorable Smurf family all squealing for joy because Sony will release “Smurfs 2″ on DVD in December.”
There’s the Domino Sugar Float, the Tylenol float.  I get it. The parade is a treasured tradition. It’s a warm, fuzzy family event. It’s a three hour commercial on wheels!
On and on and on they roll.
Sesame Street with Jimmy Fallon crooning to Cookie Monster about his (Jimmy’s, not Cookie’s) February late night debut to a target audience of viewers aged 60 to death. Not exactly the Sesame Street crowd!
Cirque De Soleil (help me, Spellcheck !) showing how acrobats can jump, swing, and freeze at the same time.
The Cherokee Youth Choir harmonizing on an authentic Cherokee ballad, “Happy Thanksgiving White People Who Stole Our Land.”
Dora the Explorer exploring in her charming multi-cultural way why Congress screwed up the D.R.E.A.M Act.
A festive urban float with a trio belting out an inspiring Christmas tune, “Ain’t No Chimneys In The Projects” (I did not make that up!)
And in the final few minutes, before Santa and the grand finale, like the family Schlemiel who spends Thanksgiving dinner seated at the card table with the rickety leg, a Hanukkah dreidel float rolls by  – no balloons, no B-list celebrities waving, no sequined majorettes twirling latkes.
And the announcer’s comment- Get this! ” Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday which won’t coincide with Thanksgiving for another 78,000 years.”  That’s it! What are we a black hole, the Death Star?! Nu, whatsamaddah, the Carnegie Deli couldn’t spring for a decent Hanukkah float – Judah Macabee and his loyal Minions or something?
We were big once.  Right, Mr. Macy (aka Isidore Strauss)?
Macy’s, Shmacy’s. Enough of this NYC stuff.  Let’s get back to ABQ (which Desert Droppings aficionados know as Albuquerque).  If you get all Droppings-balloons-113013wide-eyed and gleeful at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, wait ’till you see the ABQ International Balloon Fiesta (which never ever coincides with Hanukkah, but sometimes overlaps with Sukkot.). Sukkot? Google it!
If you gape in amazement at an inflatable Spider Man or a pumped-up Sponge Bob on a string, you’ll be absolutely awed by Balloon Fiesta’s multi-storied bee, humongous butterfly, enormous astronaut, and 500 other shaped and rounded hot-air balloons. Instead of bobbing along roped to a float, hundreds of hot-air balloons inflate with flaming burners to skyscraper size and lift off into the brilliant blue October  sky with passenger-filled baskets dangling below.
And there’s food, too! Plump breakfast burritos, 5lb barbecued turkey legs, and frosted cinnamon rolls as big as truck tires!
So what do you think of that, Mr. Macy?
Happy Thanksgiving,  Happy Hanukkah from ABQ, The Balloon Capital of the World.