It’s been a busy last few weeks and I didn’t get a chance to catch any new(ish) flicks opening near you. Sorry about that. I’ve working on a project and something else happened…what was it?

“Pete, do you think your ‘rah rah’ style will ever work in the NFL?”

Oh right, that.

I did, however, get multiple opportunities to view a slew of personal Facebook movies. Congrats on everyone’s ability to conceive and wear crazy hats. Sadly, I have neither of the two to offer and as much as I enjoy slide shows of the pompous personalized license plates in my neighborhood, I figured it’s best not to push that on anyone else. Instead, I decided to create a Facebook movie for someone far more interesting. Nicolas “NOT THE BEES!” Cage.

Journey with me now as we take a trip down social media memory lane with the greatest actor ever to punch a woman while wearing a bear costume.